White Bums in the Summer Time

I think Brian Regan said it best, he said he loves having kids because he gets to have conversations with his kids he would never have with an adult. This my friends is one of those conversations:

We have spent a lot of time outside this summer and the boys have become super tan. We were getting ready for a bath and Christian stripped down and as he was climbing into the bath tub I said "Look at your cute white bum!" He turned his head to the side and hitched his hip up so he could get a better look at his little bootie and said "What the heck!!! Is that going to wash off Mom?!" He was very concerned. I couldn't stop laughing. "Buddy your bum is white because the rest of your body has been out in the sun all summer" I explained. "How do we fix it? I don't want a white bum." "Well sweetie you would have to run around outside without any clothes on to get you bum tan." "Well I can't do that, then everyone will see my private parts!" More laughing from me. "Baby, everybody has a white bum in the summer time, I do and so does Daddy.." at this point Evan came into the bathroom stripped down ready for the bath, "Evan even has a white bum" When I said this Evan hiked up his hip to take a better look at his bum and said "What the heck!!!"
I have never laughed so hard before. Love these two crazies :)