Funny Story

Okay so I'm not one to shove my political views in anyone's face but this story is hilarious. It happened to Dan's friend Barbara who he use to work with at prosper.

She said she was at a friends house, and these friends were very liberal democrats. They have this cute little girl that she was talking with. She said "What do you want to be when you grow up?" And the little girl said "I want to be the president of the United States." Barbara told her that was a great goal. She then asked her "If you become the president what would you do very first?" The little girl replied "I would give food and houses to all the homeless people." Barbara said her parents were smiling as big as possible and just beaming. Then Barbara said, "Well you know you don't have to wait to be president to help homeless people. How about you come over and mow my lawn, weed the garden, and sweep up. And when you are done I will give you fifty dollars and we will go to the grocery store where a homeless man hangs out and you can give him the money." The little girl was quite for a few seconds and then said "Why don't we just go get him and take him to your house, then he can mow the lawn, weed the garden and sweep up and then you can just give him the money?" Barbara then said "Welcome to the Republican Party." Barbara says that the little girls parents are still not talking to her.

Sorry if this offends anyone, I just thought it was so funny I had to share :)